Yay!  Eileen finally put her site on the web after a long, hard six months of (not) working on it!  If the phrase "jewelry-fondling, squatting in darkness, and referring to self in third person/ first person plural" doesn't mean anything to you, or you're one of those evil people from New Line Cinemas trying to sue me, then you probably won't enjoy this site, so please go do something more productive like reading Harry Potter.  Or go watch "Bothering Snape" at http://www.eviltrailmix.com/extra/Potter.swf.  This entire site will only make sense to about six and a half people on the planet, so please don't waste your time here if you accidentally stumbled upon this site while searching on Google for dirty pictures of Sauron, because you will be completely confused.  It's all part of my evil plan (see above).  Just go watch the Return of the King trailer at www.lordoftherings.net.  There are plenty of pictures of Sauron in there.  He's not wearing clothes in ANY of the shots of him.  Not even contact lenses!  So don't watch it if your under the age of 35.  Actually, don't watch it if you're under 135 because it has scenes that contain multiple people.  Like in that one movie.  And they're all wearing shoes.  Yuck.  But if you want to go watch that sick perverted crap, that's fine with me, pervy Sauron fanciers.  Just remember, Smeagol is way hotter than that stupid piece of flaming eyeball.

 

November 30, 2003

Guess what!  Smeagol and Deagol are going to be in the opening scene of Return of the King!  Yay!  *Eileen jumps up and down and hugs the imaginary people that she thinks visit her site*    I also found a funny(ish) interview with Gollum MADE UP BY THE EVIL SLANDERING FOOLS!  No, we loves nice reporters!  NO WE HATES THEM!  THEY SAYS WE THINKS LIV TYLER IS HOTTER THAN PRECIOUS!  LIARS!!  WICKED, TRICKSY, FALSE!  Anyway, I'm working on the next chapter of Legolina and the Two Messed-Up Hairs.  I still don't have any dirty pictures of Sauron, but I'm working on it (not really).  Go somewhere else, Pervy Eyeball Fanciers.  But I did find this picture of Dick Cheney wearing nothing but clothes.  He is soooo sexy!  The picture is at http://www.georgewbush.com/News/PhotoAlbum.aspx?gallery=9.  Eileen has to go talk to Sauron about taking over the world now so bye!